Never
nev·er /ˈnɛvər/
–adverb

Never is the unholy combination of the words not and ever used by the lazy, the cowardly, and liars.

Always
al·ways /ˈɔlweɪz, -wiz/ [awl-weyz, -weez]
–adverb

Always is the favorite word of the unhealthily optimistic and delusional.

Lesson learned: Unhealthily is actually a word.







And there are no absolutes.